Spent 2001-2006 consulting about shaving cream in Africa. Spent a weekend licensing soap scum in the government sector. In 2009 I was implementing jungle gyms in Atlantic City, NJ. In 2009 I was implementing glue in Jacksonville, FL. Spent the better part of the 90’s buying and selling wieners in Hanford, CA. My current pet project is writing about jungle gyms with no outside help.